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by wowwwwawesome February 27, 2023
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by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
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Table

A place where you sit by, sit things, and where nearly anything can happen on top of it (And I mean everything)
by Leviction March 13, 2023
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setting the table

When a man gingerly places his balls, on someones forhead.
My boyfriend loves setting the table as a I cook dinner.
by Big Sexy Bitch March 20, 2023
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Table Height

A complex way of using a win condition in the most idiotic way. Table Height is a win condition of it's self as well being an unfinished sentence for your English 2 class.
Person 1: I swear to God if you speak more nonsense.
Person 2: Table Height
by Pal Sallie March 25, 2023
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Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.
Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2023
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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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