sean

sean is the most gumpy person in this world. there is no one as gumpy as sean. he is very fat and full of himself and needs attention so badly he makes the worst jokes I've ever heard. He gets head from emo bitches who only smoke and don't go to class, and he plays Fortnite instead of doing his homework for the class he has a D in. He also looks like Gaten Matarazzo.

"do you know sean?"
"yeah he's weird as fuck"

by losam April 30, 2023

Sean

The rizz god

Sean has so much rizz that he rizzes men

by SjGamerS May 3, 2023

sean strawderman

Often known as strawberry or strawbs. He is the most attractive man alive. He is manly unlike ethan broadwater. He is stern when talking to women. He has unlimited rizz that he uses extremely often. It’s a man who only likes cougars who can boss him around. Has a huge pene as well.

when i was looking at sean strawderman i got turned on😏

by big men on me May 6, 2023

Sean

Long ass dic* very rideable, tall asf , amazing kisser

Sean got that magic wand if you know wht i mean

by Katieknowsbest.com May 13, 2023

Sean

Sean is a great person

Sean is coool

by Katieknowsbest.com May 13, 2023

Sean

Sean is the best type of person. They are simply the sweetest and most caring people to exist. They are incredibly handsome, cute and very, very attractive. If you are ever lucky enough to get a Sean hold onto them tightly, because you will never get anyone or anything better than them. Sean is an amazing listener as well as incredibly talented and intelligent. A Sean will be there for you through everything and will be amazing 110% of the time. I promise you will never find someone quite as amazing as a Sean.

"So how is Sean?"
"Sean is amazing! I've never met anyone quite as great as they are!"

"Sean, you are so talented!"

" I love Sean"

by His Sunflower August 23, 2023

Sean

Your homeless friend that sleeps on your sofa 9 nights a week, promises only one more night then 17 years later is still stealing your drugs and blaming it on your neighbors cat whom he swears sneaks in the house at night & sexually assaults him. He hasn’t worked a job since 2001 but says he is an independent contractor with a tool box with nothing but a a screwdriver & your dead mothers wedding ring

Don’t do drugs kids or your gonna be a Sean!

by me.drugbuggg August 26, 2023