Salad slide

When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.

I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.

by Salad checker October 2, 2020

Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.

by Cincio April 8, 2017

Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched

When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.

by Yebot10 June 8, 2017

plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.

Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.

by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017

Ebony's Salad

When you forcefully fuck someone, feed them rotten tacobell and cum on top of it.

Oh yeah did you here about Ebony's Salad i had yesterday? It was Great!

by tbelllanc October 31, 2017

Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017

stink salad

A. Dish consisting of cucumber, onion, tomato and Italian dressing

B. Lady parts that have an unpleasant aroma

Went on a date last night, she had stink salad

by Heggzilla May 9, 2018