Pimp kid

A white boy in a classroom who acts like he’s from the hood, and looks like an idiot while doing it. He has most likely never heard of a belt and randomly bursts into trashy rap in the middle of class. Also know as a sound cloud rapper.

“Today pimp kid got really angry because his plastic chain broke.”

by Cryaboutitbozo September 6, 2021

fortnite kid

a satanic game where nine year olds scream do da fortnite while talking shit and screaming i fucked ur mum when u 200 pump them

"kyles a fortnite kid and a bastard"

by bingoshrob October 13, 2021

the tall kids

The tall kids were a former Mango League Fantasy Basketball team founded in 2011 and folded in 2012. Despite their short history, they were able to acquire the draft rights to a young LeBron James. The tall kids had a solid line up but frankly ran out of money and patience and their owner got tired of competing against super teams with stacked rosters with half of their team traded to them, not drafted. In the end, an agreement was made with the Tenacious Tapirs where LeBron James and Ricky Rubio would be traded for two crappy players. The Tenacious Tapirs will recognize the tall kids, wearing throwback jerseys on special events and changing their team nickname to the tall Tenacious Tapirs.

the tall kids are a good basketball team

by 1raidersfan87 February 19, 2012

Taco Kid

Urban legend in Providence, RI. Resembles a drunken four-year-old in a taco suit, having WAY too much fun. Keep your eyes peeled, and report alleged sightings. P.S. Taco Kid loves to party.

"I was going to go to Cafe Four-Twelve, but I'm going wherever taco kid's going!" - innocent Providence College student

"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"

"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student

by Projo Analyst April 29, 2012

Kid Mouth

(the opposite of 'work mouth'). Language accidentally used on a construction site by workers with children at home.

Construction worker, accidentally dropping hammer: "whoopsie daisy".

Other workers: "ha ha - you have a kid at home don't you?"

construction worker: oh fuck - was still using my kid mouth.

by AngelinFlames March 8, 2011

Aesthetic Kid

Young people online that post aesthetic images and have names with symbols in them and replaced letters. Examples include: xXexampleXx, UwU-example-UwU, _-cuteexamplecute-_ and a lot of others. Their bios also usually have emojis and emoticons in them. Examples include: ✨Example | nb | age | likes | maybe friends✨, o(`•ω•)/example~non binary\(•ω•`)o and again a lot of others. They might like barbiecore, cottagecore, kawaii or any other bright and happy aesthetics. They could be on a variety of different sites but I think (and this is my opinion, idk the facts) that instagram has the most aesthetic kids. They can be on facebook or twitter or even discord. They can be all genders, race, sexuality etc.

My friend Abby is an aesthetic kid.

by MoonlightMidnight April 1, 2023

helicopter kid

A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:

Follow you around the room when having a conversation

Eat out a lot despite not having a job

Cant live in a house without a heater

Ask for permission to do mundane shit

Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity

Overall a beta human being

“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”

“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”

by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018