jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.

Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing

by Mcytesa September 6, 2021

Jessica Smith

Jessica Smith is a alias on Omegle. If you see Jessica on Omegle, engage in a conversation and do not ask for a snapchat until you two have had a full conversation.

Man #1: Hey, have you heard of Jessica Smith?
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.

by Jessica Smither September 12, 2021

Jessica

Emo and brocken

Jessica needs mental help

by Urbangirlthateatsdictionaries September 13, 2021

Jessica

Hello Jessica :) your an amazing person

Jessica is cool

by Nadia ur Bestie :) September 17, 2021

Jessica wheeler

The sexist of sexy big booty judy

Jessica wheeler is fucking hott damn

by Benjmain September 18, 2021

Jessica

Jessicas are the best Asians and bestest friends ever. She is loving, kind and supportive. Her hair and makeup are always on point. She knows the best anime to watch and BL too. Overall, Jessicas are the best.

Person 1: That girl recommends really good anime.
Person 2: That's because she's a Jessica.

by monolid September 28, 2021

jessica mcgovern

1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”

-she is a sexy queen

-resident nerd

-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons

-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.

Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??

by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021