Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.

"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"

by Tridents March 30, 2025

Harstad handshake

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.

After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake

by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025

JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.

The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.

by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025

Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.

Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!

by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025

Worcester Handshake

The act of putting fentanyl on a razor and cutting someone while walking by them.

He’s in the ER because someone gave him the Worcester Handshake

by El perro Grande blanco May 20, 2025

No look handshake

A term used to describe an incident involving @jshock9nine where a pre-muck handshake took place with no eye contact.

I finally got the no look handshake incident after hearing about it for so long.

by Hellosharkness May 23, 2025

Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.

"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."

by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025