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The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
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Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.
"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"
by Tridents March 30, 2025
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Harstad handshake

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.
After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake
by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025
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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
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Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.
Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!
by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025
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Worcester Handshake

The act of putting fentanyl on a razor and cutting someone while walking by them.
He’s in the ER because someone gave him the Worcester Handshake
by El perro Grande blanco May 20, 2025
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No look handshake

A term used to describe an incident involving @jshock9nine where a pre-muck handshake took place with no eye contact.
I finally got the no look handshake incident after hearing about it for so long.
by Hellosharkness May 23, 2025
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