Heal-Goblin

In Fortnite, when you have zero shield or need shield and your teammate has shield but won’t give you any and stay quite when asked.

“Anyone have any minis ? Or any form of shield “?

Silence...

You die and see your teammates inventory..
Teammates inventory: 10 minis and 3 50 pots.

So they are known as Heal-Goblins.

by AFahey-11 December 17, 2018

Loot goblin

Anyone with the last name of BIRCH

Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin

by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018

rainbow goblin

Slang for hallucogens used in multiple Ethiopian satanist cults. Also used to ‘Connect’ with the gods

Woah man, did you try the rainbow goblin? I think I ascended and met outback lord Cthulu

by Wigglies June 16, 2018

grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness June 30, 2018

Nob Goblin

Anyone who sucks dick for drugs.

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019

Goblin

A manlet with a fucked up face

Guys that Kalen kid is such a fucking goblin

by 0Azazael0 January 24, 2019

Ass goblin

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.

Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".

by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018