February 19th

National grab anyone's butt day

Let me grab dat butt its February 19th

by Unkn🅾️wn February 18, 2020

February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

by Krkič February 21, 2020

February 12th

On this day a true bad bitch from Gracanica is born and she is the prettiest one. We love her you know who u are

Wow shes so pretty. Yeah shes born on February 12th

by s3lmqq May 6, 2020

February 34

The day the dinosaurs died due to a meteor hitting earth, and a fat fart made by a pack of humongous cockroaches.

Person 1: What day did the dinos die?
Person 2: Oh, February 34 of course!
Person 1: Oh ya, how could I forget!

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh May 28, 2020

February 31

International "be the worst person ever" day.
You are only allowed to be the worst human being on that day.
So you are never allowed to be one.

Person: You're so ugly go **** yourself.
Person 2: Hey, why be such a ******. Just wait till February 31!

by NickCam October 24, 2020

Fingerless February

No Nut November but for females.

Girl x: "How far have you gotten through Fingerless February?"
Girl y: "Does that even exists?"

by Leandro Pons November 1, 2020

No Pee February

This means you can’t pee during February. If you pee you fail.

«Hey i just peed» «So you failed No Pee February»

by ldoe November 2, 2020