February 31

International "be the worst person ever" day.
You are only allowed to be the worst human being on that day.
So you are never allowed to be one.

Person: You're so ugly go **** yourself.
Person 2: Hey, why be such a ******. Just wait till February 31!

by NickCam October 24, 2020

Fingerless February

No Nut November but for females.

Girl x: "How far have you gotten through Fingerless February?"
Girl y: "Does that even exists?"

by Leandro Pons November 1, 2020

No Pee February

This means you can’t pee during February. If you pee you fail.

«Hey i just peed» «So you failed No Pee February»

by ldoe November 2, 2020

fibonacci february

The next level version of destroy dick december.
Every day of the February month you have to nut an amount of times corresponding to a number in the Fibonacci Sequence. So, you nut 1 time on February 1st, 1 time on February 2nd, 2 times on February 3rd and so on...
On February 28th you will have to rack up an insane amount of 317811 nuts!

Completed #destroydickdecember already? Try doing the fibonacci february now.

by AverageAlien February 6, 2018

23rd February

if you are born in this day, you have a cement-breaking massive cobalt cock

"i was born on 23rd February"
"his dick will absolutely destroy me"

by kalek1437 November 23, 2021

February 9

Bitch, just a badbitch badass.

"-Oh! you r born on February 9 ?
-Yes.
-Bitch, bitch."

by KIMYATSU November 23, 2021

February 16

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro

Friend: oh shit happy birthday bro, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!

by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021