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Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong
Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)
by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019
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Dufrene disorder

Makes people act like the people they are with, so everybody likes them. You aren’t sure if they are a robot or not. Be careful they might blowup or some shit
She is so fake I bet she has the DuFrEnE DiSoRdER
by Sophie’s opinion April 28, 2019
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divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.
person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.
by midikurlips April 29, 2019
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osd (obsessive soccer disorder)

the state of being completely and utterly addicted to the sport soccer. (futbol)
girl: alex obviously has osd
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.
by anna oup- June 4, 2019
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Bad Spelling Disorder

A 100% REAL disorder where you brain cannot mentally put together words correctly. No matter how many times the said person reads or writes the correct word, when spelling it on their own it doesn't click. Similar to Dyslexia but not the same in any means. Doesn't effect reading.
Me: I think Ella has Bad Spelling Disorder
Mom: Dumbfuck probably does.
by XOLoUwU June 17, 2019
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Multiple Nationality Disorder

A severe mental disorder that makes a person speak in different accents at random times. One minute they are British, and right in the middle of a sentence, suddenly they become Dutch.
Dude, I think that chick Amber has Multiple Nationality Disorder. One second she’s Asian, and then Mexican. It’s weird.
by UncleGubGubGubsy April 22, 2018
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Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.
"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017
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