david doucheovny

Someone who uses one liners from Californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they're original.

Johnny: Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Suzie: What the fuck did you just say?
Johnny: Now you're giving me that look like I just finger-banged your cat
Suzie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?? Are you trying to David Doucheovny me right now? Cuz I'm calling the cops...

by Harleyman883 June 29, 2011

David Attenborough

A (TV) presenter who many common English people try to copy his accent

Person 1: And here we see a...
Person 2: You don't sound anything like David Attenborough

by Somerandomboredguy May 15, 2018

David Tennant

Born April 18th 1971. The most gorgeous Doctor Who since 1963. Scottish, but does the English accent so well you couldn't tell.

He first appeared on Doctor Who as the caretaker (voice) on Scream of the Shalka, however, his first role as The Doctor was on 18th June 2005, as he regenerated from Christopher Eccleston's Doctor.

Also played Barty Crouch Jr in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Girl #1: That scot is HOT. Who is he?
Girl #2: OH MY GOD! It's totally David Tennant!

by v.i.c.k.y November 4, 2006

David Bowie

The man who fell to earth

David Bowie one of if not the only artist who can claim to have contributed greatly to the musical scene of the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's

by Alex B January 15, 2005

David Opper

1.Theater god that doesn't give you a direct answer. He instead gives you a bunch of riddles.

2. A Jewish Playa that sneaks in the back of formal events.

3. Someone that makes the Captain Lou Albano beard look good with a ponytail.

My stagecraft teacher totally just David Oppered me.

by Tabooman April 5, 2010

David Black

A person who is typically described as a legend

Steve: Let go hit the clubs
John: But its Tuesday
Steve: Fuck it
Lads: What a David Black

by DaveMcCancerNuggets October 20, 2016

David broome

David Broome’s are normally the apex predator or the alphas of any person on the entire earth they are normally like any David a nice, loving, charming and happy person but something is different about him he has the biggest penis on the earth and is normally very tall and powerful if you ever see a David Broome he could kill you just by having sex with you as his penis is that big

Oh man I wish I was with David Broome

by Solomon999 November 27, 2019