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Get the Boomer mug.A boomer is a person born in the years 1946-1954 and is commonly made fun of because of their stereotypical clumsiness and dad-jokes.
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!" Said the boomer, while his daughter gave him the face of disapproval and his grandson started laughing along.
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Get the Boomer mug.A Boomer Board is a board used by the good old "back in my day" generation. The Boomer Board is used to Show off ones piece of shit underwhellming and unimpresive Car and or other motor vehicle such as a motorcycle or boat. The board normally includes useless facts such as the paint code or total number of other v6 piece of shit garbage cars with the same spec package.
One owner Nick name: My wifes tits Make:Bad Model: Ass
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
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Get the Boomer Board mug.A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.
They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
by joelstius March 10, 2023
Get the Army Boomer mug.I despise the baby boomer generation.
I hate these people they are the most self serving, entitled, inconsiderate and rude people of all time. The Boomers just take up space and suck up resources. Lived with all the advantages the greatest generation afforded them and then just shit on everything and everyone else. They are terrified of everything and so selfish they want nothing left for the next generations and want to ruin the planet before they drop dead. They smoked, drank, snorted everything and drove up the insurance by everyone having to cover their health costs from partying in the 60s and 70s. Now they vote against anyone else having the same options afforded to them because they got theirs. I pretend to not hate them and just try to not have to deal with them.
I hate these people they are the most self serving, entitled, inconsiderate and rude people of all time. The Boomers just take up space and suck up resources. Lived with all the advantages the greatest generation afforded them and then just shit on everything and everyone else. They are terrified of everything and so selfish they want nothing left for the next generations and want to ruin the planet before they drop dead. They smoked, drank, snorted everything and drove up the insurance by everyone having to cover their health costs from partying in the 60s and 70s. Now they vote against anyone else having the same options afforded to them because they got theirs. I pretend to not hate them and just try to not have to deal with them.
by Death Menace April 1, 2023
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