August 20

National head day

If you where born August 20 you get free head from anyone you like but it can’t be no boy cause that’s that gay shit you feel

Virgin: Damnn nigga I can’t never get no head

August 20th person: Dam faggot you gay I can get head on my birthday August 20 not you though cuz you on that gay shit

by Pussyeater2000 October 17, 2019

August 31

This is the day when all clown come to existence

Oh, he was born on August 31, he is a clown

by JavierFreeman November 2, 2019

august 20

because you were born today you are the coolest person on this planet and will make millions off of how big your titties are.

august 20 that girls has jugs

by jimmycarter November 7, 2019

August 8th

August 8th is the day that any guy named James has a free pass to exchange nudes with only his significant other.

It’s august 8th...fun day!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe August 7, 2020

August 11

Innocent respectful and quite.
If you were born august 11 it means that you are an innocent and truthful person you never lie to anyone especially your parents you follow all their rules and do as they say with no complaint.
When you are with your friends the few that you have you don’t really talk because you are quite.

You are an august 11

by Nosebigsamllnose November 23, 2021

August 16

August 16th is National slap friends and family day. That's right August 16th will be amazing for some of us. Get to slapping on August 16th

"Hey it's August 16th"
"Ok so....."
*Slaps*

by Bigboiyeeter August 13, 2021

August 20th

Give your friends corn day!!!!

Friend 1: Hi bestie!!! Heres a gift 🤗🤗 *gives corn*
Friend 2: Why are you giving me corn 🤨🧐🧐????!!?
Friend 1: Bc its August 20th!!!!
Friend 2: 😮😮😲😊😊 Thank you 😘

by ilikrurine August 20, 2021