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Alaskan Pipeline

Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.
Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!
by Sweatfinger May 7, 2018
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Alaskan Loogie

During a blow job, at the point of climax the male pulls out and ejaculates up into their partners nose. The partner then snorts and spits out the ejaculate.
True story dude, my girl was being pain last night, so I surprised her with an Alaskan Loogie.
by PHD. Mike Hunt March 6, 2018
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savage alaskan

When your significant other shoves snow down your pants, promptly swipe it through your ass cheeks and splat her on the forehead
We were outside smoking a cigarette and got a snowball down my pants, so I gave her a savage alaskan
by ThePelvicPunisher March 14, 2018
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alaskan torpedo

(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.
by Jakdeez February 17, 2017
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alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
by 420024 anal June 18, 2018
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alaskan bus ride

When a woman packs a snowball and pokes a hole right through its diameter, and then proceeds to give a man a hand job with the aforementioned snowball.
It was the middle of winter and Jenny and Edward were feeling kinky so Jenny gave Edward an Alaskan bus ride.
by Jframe2002 May 10, 2016
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mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016
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