december 19

throw a ball at your friend Natalie day

December 19-throw a ball at your friend Natalie

by tfwkyfe December 10, 2023

19 dec

December 19th is national get back with your ex day. You know you want them!

“Hey what’s on 19 dec?” “Oh you know! National get back with your ex day!”

by user83839ei December 18, 2023

19 december fuck day

the day that u gotta fuck

yeah its 19 december fuck day we gotta fuck

by meepuyth December 18, 2023

December 19

National slap the shit out of someone with a slab of concrete day

Me: hey dude it's December 19

Martin: oh shit

*Martin gets hit with a slab of concrete*

Martin: I have been hit with a slab of concrete owie

by Large peanus December 18, 2023

Judges 19

A snuff porn plot in the old testament. fast forward: the plot goes there was a Levite & his concubine are being house in someone else's house, some Benjamites knock on the door saying bring the foreigner outside we know him. This was a euphemism in its time we would like to sex with him. The home owner goes outside and says don't do such a wicked thing, here take my daughter instead. anyways the bejamites ran train and raped the girl to death, she got left dead on the doorstep the next day.

I couldn't tell if I was reading an adult fiction novel or the bible when I was reading Judges 19

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2022

december 19

national post your girlfriend day

Mike: “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”
Jake: “Yeah, why?”
Mike: “It’s national post your girlfriend day today since it’s december 19 and you didn’t post her!”
Jake: “Oh okay, I will right now.”

by girlwithwrizzfr December 17, 2022

December 19

make a video about the best person ever

best person ever sees the video
oh right it’s december 19

by islkskskd December 19, 2022