National Cuddling & Snuggling Month

The month of Snuggling and Cuddling is November! Feel free to give snuggles and cuddles to anyone within that month! They will always cuddle back!

Person-1 - *Cuddles Person-2*
Person-2 - "Is it because it is National Cuddling Month?"
Person-1 - "No it's just because I wanted to."
Person-2 - "owo"
Person-1 - "You don't need National Cuddling & Snuggling Month to cuddle, you can do it anytime!"

o///////o

by hrony July 9, 2021

National Homie Rimjob Day

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!

Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.

by UT99Fan July 9, 2021

Punjab national bank

Punjab national bank

Punjab national bank

by Mohd Saif July 10, 2021

United Nations

An international organisation that can solve any conflict simply by making strongly worded condemnations, and MAYBE a peacekeeping force consisting of 100 unarmed observers.

The United Nations suck at their job. They didn't do shit during the Rwandan Genocide.

by A really big weirdo January 12, 2026

National get a boy Lego day

On 20th January its national get a boy Lego day. This is where you find any boy and get them any Lego they want.

Boy : “hey it’s national get a boy Lego day”

You: “oh what Lego do you want”

by 123silly321 January 15, 2026

National Ragebait Your Friend Day

5th April, The day of National Ragebait Your Friend Day, in this day, you may rage your friend until they steam up and get angry at you! Angry means your ragebait mission has been successful! Bait your friends into raging.

You: “Your favorite movie is terrible and I only acted like I liked it Friends Name!”
Friend: “Hey! That’s rude!”
You: “Haha! It’s National Ragebait Your Friend Day! I’ve ragebaited you!”

by DefinitionalDelusional January 22, 2026

National Milking Day (Jan 23rd)

It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!

Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf

by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026