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25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019
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Nympho Cock

A mans genitals during No Nut November. The cock wants to get pleased more than ever and the horny level of the man is beyond imagination.
- Man my nympho cock must be pleased.
by Kurtkorv November 5, 2019
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Cock and the balls

You see when a man and woman have a very sensational time they'll spawn either a F or a M and the M is what is carrying the cock and the balls: the spawn point of all
Did you see the overly sized cock and the balls, yea they're mine
by Cock and the balls November 22, 2021
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Black cock in the ass

Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass,” *proceeds to shit*
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Black cock in the ass

Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*
by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021
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Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021
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Maddy Cock

Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.
Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”
by karrot November 22, 2021
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