Lemon Tear

When you ejaculate so hard it hurts like being stung in the eye with lemons

"I have such a hard Lemon Tear since last night"

by Eljune March 19, 2022

Mod tears

1. What you drink when a mod crys like a bitch after you bruise their egos....

2. A celebratory beverage.

Hell yeah, Bob! You made that mod cry! Let's celebrate by drinking their mod tears!

by Fenrir_wolf March 21, 2022

Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Tears of the Sun

A movie that starts to seem more like Tropic Thunder, becoming laughable by the time one of the Seals gets shot by a sniper toward the end, once you realize it's filmed in Hawaii and not Nigeria.

Tears of the Sun script-

Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.

Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.

Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Tears

Salty liquid that falls from your eyes when you are sad or angry. Example: Happy tears, Angry tears, Sad tears

She cried happy tears after she got her Christmas present, a hamster.

by YourToenail February 6, 2022

tear

A 1337 Hacker by the name of tear

Jane: Have you heard of tear..?
John: No I haven't
Jane: what about cyphed?
John: oh shit it's the cool ass hacking nigga

by dicksucka69420 February 9, 2022

Tear Jerker

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.

She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker

by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021