Table Vibes

A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e

That dude’s profile picture is giving table vibes.

by OG_Miggysmalls January 14, 2024

Tabled

Aggressively wacking it on a table

Aggressively wacking a penis on a table

He tabled in the dining room as the family watched on christmas

by CapitalBaconator January 17, 2024

Table Whore

A girl for example A**a that goes into an establishment for example O**o - particulary those that have rich people in it. Will hop/join a table to us the guys tho buy drinks and post the entire time on their social platforms such as instagram.

Please see definition for example of table whore

by anonymous January 22, 2024

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023

Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.

Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023

royal round tables

Another way to say balls

Man 1: bro, Amanda was kick boxing with me and she hit me in the royal round tables!

Man 2: Dude that fucking sucks

by Merlin504 October 15, 2023

spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them

person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much

by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023