Steamer

A large potent fresh turd that comes out so hot it's literally steaming.

I just laid down a fat steamer in your bathroom.

by Chunkmastarr January 7, 2026

Dubai Steamer

When your lady friend lays some pistachio's on your chest and proceeds to lay a fat log on top of the pistachio's, effectively crushing them for your mutual enjoyment.

"Shes into some real freaky shit"
"like a Cleveland steamer?"
"Nah a Dubai Steamer"

"Dear God"

by fengshuiloverladyboy67 January 8, 2026

Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.

“Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”

by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026

Lower Decky Steamer

When you tape the entire toilet seat leaving one whole for you to poop down. You sit down backwards and you push as hard as you can while whistling steam boat Willie.

I heard Wilson taking a fat lower decky steamer during our lunch break earlier.

by George_Clooney1 February 4, 2025

iceland steamer

Similar to an upper decker, an Icelad Steamer refers to the act of shitting in the recipient’s freezer, leaving a frozen turd to be discovered long after you depart the premises.

Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.

Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.

My boss’s dissed my wifes body, so I waited until the kitchen cleared , and left that wretch an Iceland Steamer, for dessert.

by anonymous February 8, 2025

Cleveland Steamer

When you're railing someone in the ass and they shit all over your dick

"I was about to cum when she gave me a Cleveland Steamer"

by Aura-48292847289182809999137 March 2, 2025

Kentucky Steamer

When a man pours a shot of bourbon on a woman's chest, drops a deuce on her chest and sprinkles the load with brown sugar. Then, the man muddles the brown sugar bourbon deuce with his butt cheeks.

I just got back to my room at the Brown Hotel and my wife and I made a Kentucky Steamer.

by DJ Erryson March 9, 2025