steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.

“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”

by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025

Cincinnati Steam Cleaning

The act when someone is giving fellatio from the back, and the person being fellated cuts a hot nasty fart on the face of the person performing the fellation.

Man Lauren was sucking me off from the back and I accidentally gave her a Cincinnati Steam Cleaning

by Dick Whisperz December 17, 2025

Dante x Steam

Dante Zelby's attraction for Steam Powered is huge!

Dante: "Dante x Steam is real guys, I LOVE STEAM!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO GAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Steam: "Dude are you ok"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Steam-Truck

Some fukn hic ass word I picked up livin in Texas. It’s just a semi-truck. WHY DO I CALL IT A STEAM-TRUCK???

Look, a steam-truck.

by A Pseuda What Now? December 21, 2025

Mississippi steam shovel

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”

by Baby Dick January 24, 2025

Steam Unlocked

A website for poor kids who love downloading viruses at 20KBs per second

Kid 1: Hey check this website called Steam Unlocked
Kid 2: Ok imma try it out
Kid 2:

Cool.Bitcoin.Miner.v1.45.ALL.DLC.zip (6%)

16 hours left (35MB of 4.2GB, 154KB/s)

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by Playstation0 January 25, 2025

Green Steam

Slang for uTorrent, where you can download pirated games, contrary to buying them legally on Steam.

Dude there's tonnes of the same games on the green steam for free!

Friend: sn I'll check it out

by Αsad January 31, 2025