an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.
Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
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Get the Stand on that mug.'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.
Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.
Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.
'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.
Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.
'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
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Man 1: Did the duck go to a Lemonade Stand?
Man 2: Yeah and he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
Man 2: Yeah and he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
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