grass

An alternative for swag or dope. Can be a seasonal adjective, preferably used in the summertime. However, it can still be applied year round.

Sally: “I got new car!”
You(assuming you are swaggy enough to use the word grass): “That’s grass.”

by swagm@ster06 May 28, 2021

Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that

Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no

by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021

Grass Grime

When something takes so long that something that has been in the works for a long time comes out.

What took you so long? Grass Grime has come out!

by octaloss May 9, 2021

Grass

what is grass???

grass?? what is that?

- gamer

2021

by Tomasz Ziarkowski June 18, 2021

grass

something you, nor I, have touched

person 1: lets go touch some grass!
person 2: what's grass
person 1: I don't know

by average grass enjoyer August 22, 2024

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

touch grass

A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.

This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.

Touch grass you're so dogwater!

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024