When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.
Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.
by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023
Get the French floss mug.(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023
Get the French Grunt mug.You enjoy having your ears bleed. It is very debatable if this can even be considered music. You can find this abomination of creation on a channel called Frenchcore Hardcore.
Person 1: Yo, I like listening to French uptempo
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.
by He's_a_submarine_he's_a_submaa December 3, 2022
Get the French uptempo mug.When a male sits naked on top of their naked partner and farts directly into their butthole, this creating a “French Tunnel” effect
Had some really great sex and afterwards gave her a massage, and in the middle of the massage I gave her a surprise French Tunnel , she was mortified
by FrenchTunneler August 1, 2023
Get the French Tunnel mug.It can mean two things, the french imperial empire or the french colonial empire. The french imperial empire was when an average height corsican guy(Napoleon) tried to take over europe. There were two colonial empires. The first colonial empire was controlled by the kingdom of france. It's last colony got sold in 1803. The second one formed in 1830. It was when france conquered algeria. They later became the sixth largest country in history reaching their height in 1920.
person 1: The french empire almost took over europe
person 2: Which empire?
person 1: The imperial one
person 2: Which empire?
person 1: The imperial one
by scp sl guy August 4, 2023
Get the french empire mug.When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.
by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023
Get the the French pencil mug.Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.
Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023
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