Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

Flat Earther

A piece of junk that lacks common knowledge and is an overall fucking dumbass

Oh your a Flat Earther? you should be saying your a dumbass.

by wower321322 November 16, 2023

THE WORLD IS FLAT

THE WORLD IS FLAT: A THEORY THAT DOES NOT CONSIDER THE FACT THAT MOUNTAINS EXIST.

The world is flat? No because mountains exist dude.

by jihued April 15, 2023

flat earther

someone who believes flat earth, and has trust issues with scientists.

they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit

Flat Earther: can i take a look at the edge of the earth?
Airport guy: get the fuck out

by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023

Flat Wheels Local

The nickname of the old Grand Street Shuttle train that ran from 57th Street and Avenue of Americas to Grand Street in New York City in the 1980s, the cars used as R27s had every wheel with flat spots and made such a loud noise you can hear the train from as far as 5 stops away.

"Damn Jimmy what the hell is that loud noise in the tunnel?" Ah Tony that's the sound of the "Flat Wheels Local" and it sounds like its at 34th Street herald square right about now!

by GeneralHawk505 April 29, 2023

Flat Earther

One of the most popular conspiracies
They believe the earth is flat
But what’s the point of hiding the shape of the earth
It benefits no one at all

Flat earthers would be seen as normal people in the 14th century I guess

by Lixie_ April 30, 2023