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Million Dollar Pie

1. When a hooker who usually is very expensive lets you fuck her for free.
2. When you use Cool Whip during oral sex

3. The most common pie that clowns throw at each other
Jake: Dude, I just had some million dollar pie with Amber last night!
Tim: Lucky! That chick practically stole my wallet last week.

Lisa: I thought you were usually grossed out by oral sex.
Janet: I am, but we had million dollar pie last night so it was kinda delicious.
by SexBot11111 August 12, 2011
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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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Rusty Dollar

Shit man I'm broke, all I have is this rusty dollar in my pocket.
by OGRE25 November 23, 2011
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Dollar store

Where you and me get everything we need, paper towels? Its there! Candy, its there! A vibrater? Its there!
Me: hey wanna go to the dollar store?
You: no why would you wanna go,

Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)

You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??
by Gary that rat November 24, 2021
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Dime in a Dollar Store

Something of little value, not even worth spending a dime in a dollar store for.
You ain’t shit, you ain’t worth a dime in a dollar store
by purplesteps May 26, 2023
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Half-Dollar Pancake

A popular breakfast in Indiana consisting of pancakes that are about twice the size of silver dollar pancakes.
The Hoosier diner serves some great half-dollar pancakes with bacon!
by Actuarius81 May 29, 2023
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The Trillion Dollar Question

The Trillion Dollar Question is defined as you being in a room with no windows with Januzzi with a small hallway to a bathroom for 365 days. You have no phone, no computer, no video games, no books, no wifi, it's just you and Januzzi. Every day Januzzi gets a little horny and needs to analy penetrate you for 15 minutes. He also must ejaculate in your anus and if there is any scat on his penis you must lick it off. If you do this for 365 days you would then receive 1 Trillion Dollars. Once someone asks you this you must answer yes or no.
Mike: Yooooo Jac what is your answer to the trillion dollar question?

Jac: I'd do it for free bro!!!
by PeaWee48 February 27, 2023
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