Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

history wizard

A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok

Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️

by Taintphister March 28, 2024

Wizard

To sneak up behind someone and insert something into their butthole. When they ask, 'did you just insert your finger into my butt?', you lean forward to show them both hands and say, 'that's not my finger!'
'WIZARD!'

My gf is still upset, I wizarded her hard when she was doing the dishes last night.

by GremlinFOH June 17, 2022

Wizard Jumping

In medieval times when a sorceress pulls a train on several wizards in succession.

Agatha the sorceress had a great time at the wizard's castle. All of his wizard friends were there. Agatha pulled off the wizard jumping of her life.

by Gottapee June 18, 2022

Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.

Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.

by Gottapee June 24, 2022

Wizard

Wizard means somebody with magic meanings or with the magic inside them. Like for example harry potter when harris told him he was A wizard but that’s just A story thought

Hey i’m Asher and i’m A wizard

by anonymous June 30, 2022

Wizard

No. Wizards learn and/or study magic. Sorcerers have magic inherently. Warlocks make contracts with minor deities or demons or eldritch creatures in exchange for magic.

Iam "So I would be a Sorcerer. Not a Wizard. Gege got it right. BUUUT! I'm also a Demi-God and/or Djinn and, therefore, anyone who took the essence loan would be one of my Warlocks. Now, Jordan Peterson would be a Wizard."

Jordan Peterson casts Vapid Extirpation!

The Jews cast Silence

Everyone else casts Dissonant Whispers

Hym Iam 😑🫵----------->🫵

by Hym Iam January 23, 2026