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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.
Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?
by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021
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A slang for requesting a gay orgy in the middle of the street, commonly used by fatherless discord users.
Person 1- Did you watch Attack On Titans?
Person 2- Sure man, let me get the boys.
by rick astley is hoyt August 13, 2022
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Watch

when someone/ something is sus asf and or stupid
by ranchworduser August 16, 2022
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Eye watch cape horn

Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 17, 2022
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watched sex

When a man let his girlfriend/Wife have sexual intercourse with another man cause it pleases them both his mind mentally and hers sexually.
I let my girlfriend/ Wife have a good time with someone last night she text me about it later all the details watched sex.
by Shawn Dyson September 12, 2022
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