Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019

Dry Take

This is when you act out a scence before you actually film it.

Let’s do a dry take so you can learn your lines.

by Morganisdeadinside78 March 6, 2019

Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

Taking a H

Taking a H is when someone says they "hate" you.

Jake: Your mom is gay
Me: I hate you Jake
Jake just took a H
Jake 2 hours later: It's hard taking a H

by QUinn YodEr December 14, 2018

Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.

"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"

by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

Take a break

Take a kit kat bar

Man I'm tired

Take a break. Take a kit kat bar

by I_am_your_gay_mom February 13, 2019