Tragic Tree

The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.

"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy

"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake

"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)

by Karl A Fladonk March 9, 2021

Cooking Tree

The Best Cooking Youtuber alongside Nino's Home who known for nice recipes

Kim Searches "How to make great Recipes" on Google
Results: Cooking Tree
Kim: Nice

by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021

tree am

3 am but for TREE so am pro LOL XD

CURRENTY TREE AM OMG GUYZ

by B.R.A.I.N May 31, 2021

Tree Wookie

a person who would wookie in the trees during the Vietnam war

I hate tree wookie

by Wooker April 21, 2021

Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.

I just dirty tree him

by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

tree man

a man who is part tree and does not sleep. in fact, the word sleep seems like a foreign language to them. The only thing they know of is how to eat fungus and tree bark. The word "Tree man" can be used to describe people who forget to wish friends on their birthday and like to be emo.

person 1: " bakri didn't wish me on my birthday, do you think they forgot or it was intentional?"
person 2: " nah bakri just doesn't do birthdays because they're a tree man."
person 1: " oh really? damn."

by short sia October 12, 2021