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Shit Story Syndrome

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'
'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'
by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016
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pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.
Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!
by pharmbored December 5, 2020
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toy story drunk

When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody
by thegleekster December 24, 2020
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Story Avira Time

Person: Do you know Story Avira Time?

Person 2: OH YEAH HES AWESOME
by FaxMachine_OnlySpitFax July 16, 2021
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Lunch debt story

A feel-good news story that covers a good deed but often fails to cover or ask what caused that person to said deed.

Named after the countless feel-good stories of school students raising money to pay off lunch debt that don't ask why students need to worry about being able to afford food.
"Jimmy here has raised $20,000 to keep 30 live puppies from being vaporized by the Puppy-Incenerator 5000. Next up, we have yet another heart-warming lunch debt story."
by E bough February 2, 2023
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Kelly Ciglar Story

If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!
Is this going to be a Kelly Ciglar Story?
by Peaches0926 July 19, 2017
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story book land

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died
by Hitler slayer 6969 August 27, 2017
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