What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.

Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.

by Redgirlgo May 31, 2016

Unhealthy Relationship

No sex 🙄

1.Bro I spend 7 mouths in a "unhealthy relationship".

2. Dude to my " unhealthy relationship" porn been my bestfriend 🙄🙄

by Unhealthy relationship May 24, 2016

Jelled a relationship

To lie about a relationship

Person 1: Did you know Felicity jelled a relationship?
Person 2: I knew it!

by j_dagawddd January 16, 2017

Pseudo relationship

When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.

Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.

I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.

by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017

seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively

Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship

by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020

Railroad Relationship

A relationship where everything is one sided. Only one person in the relationship is initiating things and moving the relationship forward. The relationship only goes one way, like a train, nothing is ever returned.

Yeah, I just got out of a “Railroad Relationship.” She would just wait for me to do EVERYTHING. I couldn’t take it anymore.

by sickomode88camino January 26, 2020