Roni Teh Poni

A short kid that has his own theme song.

Me:Omg who is that?
*kid walks around in elvis costume*
Roni: I’m Roni Teh Poni, and thank you. Thank you very much.

by shygirltara July 12, 2020

One trick pony

A prostitute who can only do one position.

Dave: was the prostitute any good?

Carl: nah, she was a one trick pony.

by EmoEmu_69 July 15, 2020

Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.

Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?

by Gator6977 August 23, 2020

Pony

Someone who would ride 'anything' it doesn't care about STDs it doesn't care if it has a baby most likely a pony has a baby.

Did u hear about pony having a baby??
Ye pony would ride anything!
WEST GANG

by Fuck blanch 01 September 20, 2020

slam pony

Someone who's good for sexual intercourse

That individual is a definite slam pony

by Beef barber October 21, 2020

Guys with pony tails

The people who sometimes get mistaken for girls and are usually gbtq+. The 6th grade science teacher who is 73 forgot they were

Look at all those guys with pony tails.

by Ben La Dumbass November 3, 2020

Pony

P.O.N.Y. P-regressives Offended (for) No (reason) (in a) Yamulka
- social justice warrior, regressive

much like the RINO Republican In Name Only, The rino tries to appear like the parties mascot, the elephant. but is not... an elephant. the pony does the same and tries to appear as the noble donkey, but is really just 'my little participation trophy pony'. Wearing a Yamulka to hide their anti semitism.

Hillary Clinton doesn't represent true liberal values, such a pony.

by asapatheist March 20, 2017