Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.

by bumchutney February 7, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by Me - failure April 1, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

you instantly copied the first line for making a new word

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by BottomDop February 20, 2022

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

by Strongdickgame December 14, 2020

OWNED BY LEO

OWNED BY LEO is a phrase that is used for the enactment of endearment for the owner
p.s ily a lot owner ;3

hunbun: hippidy hoppidy I am OWNED BY LEO
Leo: hehehehe

by yeetskeet10001 December 17, 2020

make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021