goblin

A venomous left-leaning female Internet troll.

Usually trolls in a self-righteous, hysterical tone, pretending to act in favor of Women's Rights but only has egotistical concerns.

Shit Reddit Says is 4chan for goblins.

by TrueWomensRIghtsActivist October 4, 2015

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

Knob Goblin

when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.

i did knob goblin with your mum last night

by Mateplz November 21, 2016

nard goblin

Tards who loves sucking balls (nards).

That bitch is such a nard goblin.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015

Goblins

A horrible, tactless, lazy, and aggressive individual who constantly seeks to sabotage others for no reason. An uncooperative colleague.

Ms. Goblins called out today because she was sick apparently although, yesterday, she was consuming a giant, double decker sandwich, and was healthy as a goddamn horse!

by Hallaku January 28, 2016

Nob Goblin

A male or female who actually can’t help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.

Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Goblin on drums

A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")

Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019