February 3rd

The most loyalty man born this day.

-When is your birth day?
+ February 3rd
-Omg you’re so loyal

by Urban9803 October 15, 2019

February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy

Sara : damn he's so hot, I bet he's born on February 8th
Le monke : uh oh, stinky POOOOP

by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019

fibonacci february

The next level version of destroy dick december.
Every day of the February month you have to nut an amount of times corresponding to a number in the Fibonacci Sequence. So, you nut 1 time on February 1st, 1 time on February 2nd, 2 times on February 3rd and so on...
On February 28th you will have to rack up an insane amount of 317811 nuts!

Completed #destroydickdecember already? Try doing the fibonacci february now.

by AverageAlien February 6, 2018

Fandom February

The month where you must draw fan art or cosplay for a fandom for some or all of the month of February

Hey guys! It’s gonna be Fandom February after No JoJo January

by Smol Floofle January 2, 2020

Fingerless February

Fingerless February is when girls can't pleasure themselves all of the month of February. Since boys have no nut November us girls have fingerless February

Uhh I'm so not ready for fingerless February

by Alex is trash February 1, 2020

February 27

If you don’t get you bf you don’t get hugs kisses and cuddles etc.

Bf it’s February 27 and you haven’t gotten me anything you know what that means
Gf FUCK!

by lil queff February 9, 2020

February 18th

February 18th is national push devon down a flight of stairs for not having seen the movie The Sandlot

Dylan: You know what day it is? February 18th
Devon: Fuck

by SandlotLover69 February 17, 2020