English

A dumb language created by people who wanted to make life and communication harder.

John: The word English mean you should not read this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P

by Someone lame and bored. September 20, 2018

English G-spot

When someone describes something so well, It causes physical pleasure.

C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?

R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.

by VikingOfBG October 8, 2018

english is my language

A variation of EnGlAnD iS mY cItY, but that dumb fuck who likes to make fun of people is saying it.

English is my language and if it weren’t for team 0 then the U.S. would be normal

by Eskimo’s with big tits June 7, 2018

english prision

Katy, no one else

Katy is an English prision

by Kai_Sario August 16, 2022

5th hour english

The boringest class of all time

Damm I have to go to 5th hour English.

by Englishhater333 August 26, 2022

dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.

I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.

by your mom, my bedroom August 30, 2022

American English

A simplified version of regular English.

American English = English (Simplified)

by Klojhgfcvbn September 2, 2022