Lancer Driver

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules

“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen”

“What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”

by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021

Scandinavian pile driver

A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.

That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver

by chestrrrr March 18, 2021

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

by anonymous May 16, 2021

Drivers License

Phoebe Bridgers for straight people

"Wow have you listened to drivers license? That shit made me cry."
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"

by queerlittlepissbaby June 16, 2021

Aucostic Retarded Driver

An worse version of Idiot drivers, those fucking retarded individuals will cut your car off without a fucking turn signal, and turn it up midway while merging into your lane, and if you even dare to honk at them, they will flip you off, ct like the victim and threaten to call the cops, 99% of encounters with those aucostic people lacking 10 chromosomes will result in a road rage leaving you absolutely pissed off because of how annoying, fucked up and retarded those type of people are.

Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood

This person is a Aucostic Retarded Driver and shouldn't have their driver's license.

by Lyxtq October 6, 2024

That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!

When the delivery driver eats your fries and it's outrageous

"That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!"

by sroobkiller October 30, 2024

pinball driver

A driving style where the driver makes sure the car is in a position in the road that minimizes the probability of them crashing. This driving style has little consideration for the inconvenience caused to other drivers, especially those behind them. They place their car on the outside of their lane if a car is trying to pull out, and place their car on the inside of their lane if a car is intending to turn across their path. They brake hard before they have to stop so that they can roll gently to where their car should be, and accelerate hard to stop other cars changing from one lane to their lane, then match the speed of the other car creating a Mexican road block. They also keep as much distance as they can from vehicles much bigger than them, even if doing so puts them in the other vehicles blindspot. On a duel carriageway, they always stay in the outside lane because of other cars joining the road and the other car may not see them.

Look at this pinball driver. He must think his car is fitted with a cloaking device and he can't find the off switch!

by 15 years in December 12, 2024