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When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.
I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.
by SAM RILEY June 5, 2018
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sexual personality disorder

Character displacement or personality loss which causes the person to do whatever auditory hallucinations commands them to do
by rafael e Reyes June 6, 2018
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Dilmer Disorder

Being EXTREMELY obsessed with Dilmer (Demi Lovato + Wilmer Valderrama). Like; you depent so much on their relationship and just on them being together, that you basically already cry when they breathe.
Person with Dilmer Disorder: Guys I’m crying. Dilmer is in the same room today. I’m totally NOT okay.”

“You’re so obsessed with them. You have a Dilmer Disorder
by BrittjeBanaan March 24, 2018
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Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018
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ctb disorder

Can’t • Text • Back Disorder.
Cause I can’t Text back for shit😂😂
It’s not my fault I got CTB disorder, I just can’t help it.
by jjfresh_bandz November 12, 2019
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Chronic Memes Disorder

You have a very unhealthy obsession with memes.
You need treatment for your Chronic Memes Disorder
by Anonymous Cheese Bag November 15, 2019
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post dramatic stress disorder

Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
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