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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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Rusty Dollar

Shit man I'm broke, all I have is this rusty dollar in my pocket.
by OGRE25 November 23, 2011
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vegas dollar

$100 dollar bill, as that’s the most common bill you’ll see at the tables.
At the cashier: I’m cashing in 200 in chips.
Cashier: Here ya go! 2 Vegas dollars!
by slochief January 19, 2023
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Dollar Drinks

Sally: “So, dollar drinks!?”

Emily: “No”

Sally: “Great! See you there!”
by Sally McDonald October 23, 2023
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Lolers Lolers gimme dollars

When someone in Gen Alpha wants dollars, they say this.
Person: Ugh I want money
Person2: Hey-
Person: Lolers Lolers gimme dollars

Person2: okay!
by V Fan4evaaa November 13, 2023
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A Million Bajillion Dollars

The story of a man quitting gambling before he got the dimaonds so the idamonds he didnt get but the other guy was minign also and he was going to the diamonds so he got the million bajillion dollars and not the other guy cuz he quit.
Don't quit now! Otherwise you'll miss the opportunity to get a million bajillion dollars!!!
by coolgangstergamer January 20, 2024
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