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Big Cook Little Cook

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.

They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.

Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.

Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.

Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
I went to the Big Cook Little Cook cafe and then I gave it 1 star on Google Maps.
by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021
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cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot
Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf
by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021
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A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.
-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.
by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021
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Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.
by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012
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Southern Cooking

On this week's episode of "Single Ladies" (VH1), Val breaks up with a potential boyfriend because, although he'll participate in fellatio, he draws the line at cunnilingus ("I'm not going down there..."). When she relates her experience back at her dress shop, Keisha or April asks why she broke it off. "He doesn't like Southern Cooking", replies Val.
Might have been a double entendre, but in the context in which it occurred....
by KastleKeeper June 13, 2011
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Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party
He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.
by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011
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Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.
Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.
by Al Ham November 21, 2011
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