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Andrew Jackson

Most badass of all the presidents. Truly and honestly didn't give a fuck about haters. He is the only president to have had an attempt on his life to fail, only to chase down his assailant and beat him down with a cane. If he lived today, his theme song would probably be "Get Back" by Ludacris
Shit. Andrew Jackson's gonna beat my ass if I don't do what he says!
by balla extraordinaire January 27, 2009
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St. Andrews

Location of the Old Course, one of the first golf courses ever created and still played today.
The PGA is live from the Old Course at St. Andrews
by Kottonmouth_King_420 July 13, 2006
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Andrew Jacoby

Preppy kid from Wilton, goes to SLS and plays baseball. He's one of the biggest bamf's in the whole world and he pwns at life. He is really preppy and enjoys wearing pastel colored pants and popping his collar on a daily basis. On mondays thru fridays you can find mr jacoby sitting promptly at his desk and studying like an absolute scholar. On the occasion he gives you a d.i.l.l.g.a.f which is upsetting, yet allowed because he is king of the globe. On the weekends you can find jacoby at club arcadia, or shaving innocent hampsters to make his next fur coat.
He's been arrested 4 times, and gas gotten like 6 speeding tickets. He is the epitomy of a gangsta prep with a semi-jockness added to his baller soul.
If you ever have the experiance to meet this individial, bring two things: a camera, and a baseball bat, for when things get frisky.
Me: Sarah did you see andrew jacoby today...he looks like a peach
Sarah: I know but he is still pretty bamf
by HotThang10101010 January 11, 2009
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Andrew Jenks

A stalker who is financially supported by MTV.
Hi I'm Andrew Jenks, relatively famous people across the country let me live with them even though I'm a complete stranger.
by Tubbyman October 24, 2010
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Dirty Andrew

When a guy takes a shit in another guy's mouth, then proceeds to pack the shit down the poor bastard's throat with his dick until he pukes it out for use as anal lube.
Tom: You got something in your teeth bro, it looks like fudge.

Tim: Nah man thats shit still stuck in there from the Dirty Andrew the foreign exchange student gave me last night.
by Sylvezta February 27, 2009
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Andrew Symonds

Teacher: Andrew Symonds is a..............

Children: Maa ki

Teacher: nhi... ma ki nhi "M-O-N-K-E-Y"
by the_last_vestage_of_truth April 21, 2010
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Dirty Andrew

When you pull out and blow your load in you own face/mouth
Your such an idiot you must dirty Andrew yourself.
by 06kx250f October 26, 2020
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