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freelance 15

Similar to the 15 pounds gained in freshman year, the freelance 15 is a similar phenomenon known to occur when someone leaves a regular 9-5 career in favor of going freelance. You eat more, sleep more and generally are less active as you no longer expel the energy to get to and from work everyday.
"I'm thinking about going freelance full-time"

"Just watch out for the freelance 15"
by chetwoolery November 9, 2012
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high 15

Similar to the freshman 15, the high 15 is the short amount of time someone gains fifteen pounds from the first few times of getting high. Achieved through the munchies.
I am currently suffering from a high 15. I have noticed that I am high (as I type this) and have been eating cake, lays chips, water, tab, pint of chocolate icecream...and it occured to me I might be showing symptoms of the incurable high 15.

Earlier when I went to send a text I realized my eyes couldn't look at the same spot at the same time and my left wrist feels really heavy when I don't look at the screen and so I do to correct my grammar so you can't see how high I am. But I actually have much better grammar and punctuation when I'm high because of it. I should also split this up because this is getting long. I also keep getting caught in the mirror for long periods of time. I hope no one thinks this is gay because it's as if I am just making it up to think high is cool etc and not even smoked but trust me I am buggin out right now. I tried to see if I could see an itch in the mirror earlier. Ok then that's long enough.
by diddy kong December 10, 2011
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KS BoomCube 15

The KS BoomCube 15 is a square speaker.
person 2: Wow that speaker is loud!

person 1: Yeah i know dickhead.

person 2: Wow that was rude, but anyways what is the name of the speaker?

person 3: You are connected to the speaker person 2, and surely it shows the fucking name of the speaker.

person 1: Fucking dumbass bitch you are person 2.

person 2: calm down I'll check the connections on my bluetooth to see what it's called.

person 1 & 3: Fucking cunt he is.

person 2: Wow its called KS BoomCube 15.

person 1: Wow, like anyone didn't know that and you are just a dumb motherfucker and also a cunt so shut up you faggot.
by Harrison Black March 9, 2023
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March 15

National give your boyfriend ALOT of kisses and hugs all the time nonstop.
Boy: oh hey babe can i come over?
Girl: of course!
Girl: starts hugging and kissing the boy nonstop

Boy: what was that for?
Girl: its march 15😸.
by Your secret lover💋 March 14, 2023
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com 15

a gun that scientists use for killing d-class and d-class to kill scientists and/or guards in scp sl
scientist: i just killed five d-bois using the com 15
by scp sl guy March 21, 2023
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January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.
*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*
by rumde January 15, 2023
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February 15

Literally the worst of the worst. People born on this day will talk mad shit while not being able to back it up. They will be 19 million XP behind you and still have the balls to think they’re going to win. But these people aren’t winners. Don’t let them fool you. 0/10 don’t recommend.

Find a Leo instead.
Them: My birthday is February 15th
Literally everyone else: Wow that makes so much sense now, you’re just an awful human being and will never reach level 50 before me.
by ZephyrsMamaIsBetterThanMafioso February 5, 2023
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