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John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals
1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.
1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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Johnny Big Cock

Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
by Db.on.db December 18, 2023
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Iranian Rial Cock

The number of United States Dollars 1 Iranian Rial is equal to in inches.
For example, at the time of making this, 1 Iranian Rial is equal to 0.000024 USD, which means that the cock is 0.000024 inches.
Aock: i have depression
Kael: stfu your name is Aock you have the Iranian Rial Cock
by æaææææ December 22, 2023
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Cock-knock

Same idea as the "pussy slap" but for a penis.
She just walked past and gave me a cock-knock ;)
by Caitanator December 23, 2023
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Cock

That’s a huge cock
by Enardo December 24, 2023
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cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny
ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"
by ilovelivya December 25, 2023
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