Wanker

A british slang word to define an idiot or an asshole

Simon: Oi Wanker, get the fuck out of 'ere!
Peter:Fine

by Damanged September 3, 2018

Wanker

Someone who wanks

He’s such a wanker

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

Wanker

Ginger who masturbates to 8th graders

Ryan Lisle is a wanker

by ..babie June 10, 2018

Wanker

Sometimes pronounced wanka, Wanker is a British term similar to douche bag meaning a very rude and disrespectful male

Shut the fuck up you wanker

by KSUTT June 11, 2018

Wanker

A disingenuous man soliciting a sex worker, possibly masturbating while making a false inquiry. A time waster.

"He was just a wanker. He wouldn't say what he wanted and just kept panting 'yes, Mistress,' into the phone. I'll be blocking his number.'

by LadyLiv September 11, 2022