jacob borree

Literally the dumbest mother fucker on the planet. Thinks he’s the shit but is really a beta male that mooches off of alpha males. Has a lifestyle revolving around memes and is probably in a chart school.

Lmao look at Jacob Borree over there. What a cuck.

by Areyoufeelinitnowmrkrabs May 24, 2019

Jacob nation

Jacob is a very kind person he is good a sports like hockey and basketball.He like to have fun he has a lot of friends he will say what every comes to his mind. He is cute and smart and also small. He gets a lot of girls as his friends because of his personality he is great to be around.

Jacob nation is the best person every

by Same here June 7, 2019

Jacob Wynn

Someone who loves to have sex and have a grrrrreat time like that son of a bitch tiger on the Frosted Flakes box,also scores any girl and once again loves to fuck and has a big cock

Jacob Wynn-wanna fuck

Someone else-HELL YEAH (they want to fuck)

by JOHNCENAGANGGANG October 14, 2019

Jacob Bruno

Jacob bruno is a Cancer sign. You can always find him in a hat, hoodie, or jacket. He’s as sweet as sugar, and he’s a hot bitch for sure. He’ll be there when you need him the most. He gives great advice but you need to remember.. everyone’s got their own problems as well. He is the number one guy to ask to prom. He’s got a big heart as well, one that’ll make yours swell.

Girl: “Jacob Bruno is so hot!”
Me: “Shut the fuck up! That’s my boyfriend!”

by Jadeg1126 June 7, 2018

Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020

Jacob Henderson

Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock, and not treat women right. In bed he is usually a bottom and smells like a run down abandoned K Mart.

God that kid smells like a K mart, he must be a Jacob Henderson, look he sucks a lot of cock too.

by Fedora Boi February 5, 2020

Jacorn on the Jacob

Chilly obsidian potato

“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”

by Xylo April 21, 2020