bus engineer

someone who is nothing feels like nothing and is nothing

i want to be a bus engineer when i grow up
billie got fondled by a bus engineer
also known as : man of oysters
word creator: bus engineer

by bus engineer July 1, 2021

Mechatronics Engineering

A stressful department in futo strictly made for people who can handle depression and heartbreak. A place that bends the back and humbles the soul.

He has been mechatronised, that's why his sick.

Mechatronics Engineering

by Funnyfreakc July 2, 2021

Relativistic Engineering

The discipline of designing machines, structures, or systems that must operate under the extreme conditions of near-light-speed travel or in regions of intense gravitational fields where relativity is the dominant force. It’s mechanical engineering for a universe where mass increases with velocity, lengths contract, and synchronizing clocks is a philosophical nightmare. Forget steel and bolts; think about containing energies that warp local spacetime.

*Example: Designing the hull of a relativistic starship. At 0.9c, even a speck of interstellar dust hits with the energy of a nuclear bomb. Your shielding isn't just "strong metal"; it might involve creating a forward-facing plasma shield or using a projected magnetic field to ionize and deflect atoms. Also, your onboard computers have to be built from the ground up to handle their own internal signals experiencing time dilation relative to other parts of the ship. It's engineering where the textbook pages are stuck together with space-time curvature.* It's Relativistic Engineering.

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

Spacetime Engineering

The ultimate discipline: the active manipulation of the four-dimensional fabric of the universe (three space + one time) as a direct substrate for construction. This is god-tier civil engineering. You're not building in space; you're building with spacetime. Your tools are concepts like negative energy densities, cosmic strings, and naked singularities. Your blueprints are solutions to Einstein's field equations.

Example: Building a stable, traversable wormhole for transit. Spacetime engineers wouldn't just "find" one; they'd need to fabricate it. This theoretically requires exotic matter with negative energy to prop the throat open against gravitational collapse. Or, imagine "stitching" two distant regions of space together, like creating a cosmic subway tunnel that bypasses the need for travel through the intervening void. It's the kind of engineering that doesn't just change the landscape; it changes the map itself. It's Spacetime Engineering.

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

Quantum Foam Engineering

The hypothetical discipline of actively stabilizing, arranging, or structuring the Planck-scale quantum foam to create useful geometries. This isn't just observing foam; it's trying to lay down paving stones on that frothy foundation. It would involve manipulating energy densities at inconceivably small scales to reinforce fleeting wormholes or create persistent structures in the fabric of spacetime itself.

Example: Building a "trans-Planckian bridge"—a stabilized, navigable wormhole—by injecting negative energy densities to pin open a specific foam bubble, preventing it from instantly collapsing. This would be like finding a single, specific bubble in a boiling ocean of champagne and using cosmic superglue to keep it open as a doorway. It's engineering where your materials are probability and your tools operate a billion billion times smaller than a quark. Quantum Foam Engineering.

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026

Quantum Vacuum Engineering

The active manipulation of the quantum vacuum's state and properties on a macroscopic scale. This goes beyond tapping its energy; it's about "programming" the vacuum in a region of space, altering its ground state or the rules by which virtual particles fluctuate. Think of it as rewriting the local operating system of reality to change fundamental constants or enable exotic phenomena.

Example: Creating a "Klein Barrier" around a ship—a region of engineered vacuum where the probability of electron-positron pair production is suppressed. This would render the region virtually impervious to certain high-energy radiation, as the particles carrying that radiation would be unable to manifest from the vacuum near the hull. You're not adding armor; you're reprogramming the empty space itself to be hostile to incoming energy. Quantum Vacuum Engineering.

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026

Spacetime Foam Engineering

The ultra-advanced craft of not just navigating, but constructing with the foamy structure of spacetime. This involves large-scale manipulation of the foam's topology—weaving together microscopic wormholes, smoothing out regions for stable travel, or perhaps even "knitting" a new region of spacetime with customized geometric properties. It's cosmic-scale civil engineering at the Planck level.

Example: Building a "Foam-Dam" to contain a singularity. Instead of brute-force walls, engineers would structure the quantum foam around the event horizon into a reinforced, multi-layered mesh of stabilized wormhole connections that redirect and diffuse Hawking radiation and gravitational shear, transforming a destructive black hole into a manageable power source contained by the woven fabric of spacetime itself. Spacetime Foam Engineering.

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026