Toblerone church

The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.

We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.

by radzz111 April 1, 2021

Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.

Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11

by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021

Church

A place you should go you filthy animal.

“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”

“To church.”

“Didn’t expect it from you.”

by AnimeLove4867682 April 27, 2021

to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021

Green Church

Slang for Bunnings Warehouse, an Australian hardware store chain.

You got any cable ties?

Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.

by Pauline54 July 20, 2022

Church of Charlie

Where Charlie’s Angels come to think, pray, and ask for forgiveness from the Charlie god.

I’m gonna go to the Church of Charlie so that badass is forgiven

by The Church of Charlie July 24, 2022

church

the best cat ever

OMG Church is the BEST cat ever.

by Barty Bart On My Bart June 6, 2022