buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."

John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?

by diemi May 9, 2009

If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button lets gooooooo

If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button

If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button lets gooooooo shake em man

by fhbworhgioqhjgrio September 22, 2022

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by Orrinpants March 14, 2022

Ben Button Disease

Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.

Also See Jen Button Disease

Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease

Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"

by Some_Dogg June 29, 2009

full button

someone who is both full of themselves and as cute as a button, so one cannot resist them.

I REALLY want to make out with the full button over there, but he probably only kisses himself...

by daJESSter983 July 7, 2009

snuggle buttoning

Masturbating vehemently for a short period of time.

Amy was snuggle buttoning before work.

by Sofa Malone January 19, 2011

Ash button

When your smoking while playing a video game and you forget to ash and you find your lap covered in ash or an extra long ash thats just about to fall but carefully balance it to the ashtray after the level is finished, This is common in driving games, or fighting situations.. Ash often falls during a slight button push, also know as one puff levels, as you only get one puff and the cigarette finishes before the level does..

Smoker 1: Im going to win this race,
Smoker 2: nup

smoker 1: told ya i would win, shit i just wasted a whole smoke on that run,

Smoker 2: F U!!!

Smoker 1: Ash button baby!!!!!!

by iamcorey August 26, 2010